The Legend of La La Land.

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Book Fact:

At over 119,000 words this novel will rivet your fingers to the cover, pulling your forward with every word. You will never know what's coming next, but you will be dying to find out.
 

John Archer is just an average…well, maybe below average pizza delivery guy, who has nothing happening in his home life, love life or anywhere else, until he accidentally gets trapped in the daydream world, La La Land. Greeted by Cynthia, an extremely sexy local, John enjoys the luxury and safety of La La Land city at first. It’s not until they venture outside it’s walls for a day at the beach, John starts down a dangerous path, complete with a cursed forest, a village of cannibalistic pygmies, vicious mythical creatures, elusive powerful magic and all in a place with no weapons to defend himself, not even a dinner fork. Cynthia knows more than she’s letting on, and John eventually picks up on it. Despite being thrown from one crisis to the next, she sticks by John’s side as she’s been in love with him for hundreds of years even though he has no memory of her or his own deeply hidden past. A darker truth creeps up on John as puzzle pieces fall into place and he figures out that the microverse of La La Land is not only real, but about to be destroyed…on purpose. With the help of a tree elf, a fire demon and gods cousin, John and Cynthia set out to save their entire universe from literally unraveling. It all comes down to the sinister designs laid out by a trio of magical overlords who must be stopped. 


Reviews

It's Dark and Hot.

“Yes, our home is dark, hot, full of fire and lava...our own clansmen don't like us...but the food is always crunchy and...ut-oh, I think something bad is about to happen.”

— Vorgi, Vorgo and Vorgus, Fire Demon outcast.

He's so Dreamy...

“When a girl meets someone like John, it's just.... I knew he was the one for me. Plus he loves shopping and having sex, how could I say no to that!”

— Cynthia, La La Land resident

Don't be Afraid.

“If you are lost in the Danger Forest, just look for the glowing red markers. Find your way to me and I'll help you make your way to safety.”

— The Golden Statue of Weary Travelors